Welcome to! This is a simple site devoted what I think about the random films I see. You can see the most recently reviewed films below, or look a previously reviewed film above. There are currently 11 reviews in the database and there will hopefully be more soon. Enjoy!

Recent Reviews

  • Burn After Reading 9.0
    Burn After Reading was a silly and ridiculous movie that had me giggling the whole time. When an ex-CIA analyst has a disc of information accidentally left at the gym, it is discovered by a couple of gym employees who try to use it for blackmail. Quickly the analyst's wife is involved as... [more]
  • Science des rÍves, La 8.0
    The Science of Sleep is an odd little piece of cinema that dazzles the eyes and mind, and kept me wondering where I was and what I was doing in life. After his father dies, Stéphane moves back to France. He is intrigued by his new neighbor St´phanie. As Stéphane's... [more]
  • Stardust 8.0
    Stardust is a fairytale in a very classic sense of the word. But it pulls all the fun and adventure without any dragons, trolls, orcs, dwarves, of hobits. It does so with all human like characters: witches, pirates, lovers, and a goat-turned-man.... [more]
  • Moll Flanders 5.5
    Moll Flanders is the story of a young woman (Robin Wright (Penn)) as she lives through various degrees of poverty (both monetary and ethically) in 18th-century England. The story is heard through the hears of her orphaned daughter, and told by one of Moll's few trusted friends (played by... [more]
  • Miracle 7.0
    This inspirational film about the 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team is another true-life story about the athletic underdog. Kurt Russell plays Herb Brooks, a college coach and former player that wants another shot at Olympic gold. The rest of the cast is portrayed by an array of mostly unknown actors, giving... [more]
  • Simpsons Movie, The 8.0
    After years of anticipation, Simpsons fans finally get to see them on the big screen. So how does creator Matt Groening and producers James Brooks and Al Jean do this? By having Homer insult you. And it couldn't feel better.... [more]
  • Amistad 9.0
    Steven Spielberg's 19th century courtroom drama about mutiny, slavery, and the right for freedom. Djimon Hounsou, Matthew McConaughey, Morgan Freeman, and Anthony Hopkins perform beautifully in this film about amutiny on a slave ship heading for The United States. Most of the film takes place in... [more]
  • Merchant of Venice, The 8.0
    William Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice is, of course, a classic. Set in 16th century Venice, Antonio (Jeremy Irons) borrows money from a Jew named Shylock (Al Pacino) that he wronged. He does so, so that his dear friend Bassanio (Joseph Fiennes) can pursue the woman he loves. However,... [more]
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 6.0
    Disney, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, and Director Gore Verbinski team up once again to bring us another chapter in the theme-ride turned movie Pirates of the Caribbean. The plot brings the marriage of Will Turner (Bloom) and Elizabeth Swann (Knightley) to a halt when then are... [more]